Shiny Skiddo and Gogoat stickers now available in my Storenvy!
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
that’s some phoenix wright shit right there i swear
my boyfriend found a knuckles in a jar in his closet and we don’t know how it ever came to be. rock on knuckles. we will preserve you so that you’re ready to take over the world when the time comes.
vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
"Yeah but what’s your birth name???" lmao nice try, kira