circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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Dear internet,

trailofdesire:

magpieandwhale:

trailofdesire:

emilysidhe:

ambienne:

Please give me all the advice you have on writing cover letters. Like, the closer you can get to literally just writing a cover letter for me, the better. Ok bye.

This is how I did the one for my librarian position.  I hope it helps.

Dear Person Hiring for this Job,

I am writing to ask you to consider me for X position.  This is a paragraph about why I want to do X position in general.  It includes at least one personal detail and at least one job skill I consider a particular strength.  It argues that I am passionate about this career.  It is not long.

I have had the opportunity to gain experience in this job by - paragraph about my work or study experience.  It should go from most recent experience back.  Include some details about your responsibilities/achievements in your most recent or most important positions.  If you have mostly study experience, give more detail about what exactly you studied.  If you shadowed people, mention that.  If your work experience is largely unrelated, try to shoehorn some of it in (e.g. I gained experience working with people by).  You can supplement with relevant hobbies.  (But if you do have recent, relevant work experience, you should largely be detailing that.  Only embroider the other stuff if you need to flesh it out.)  This should be the longest paragraph.

I hope you will consider allowing me to do X thing at your company.  This is a few sentences about why I want to work at your company in particular and what I think I could bring.  Try to mention at least one detail from the company website, so they know you visited it.  This is a short paragraph that parallels the first one.

Thank you very much for your time and attention.

Sincerely,

Person You Would Be a Fool Not to At Least Interview

oh my god thank you this is relevant to current interests

Two other points, to challenge what’s being said above a little:

1) Remember that the person reading this cover letter wants to know how you can contribute to the company. Not how excited you are about the position: it’s all about what they gain. Try framing the whole thing in that sense — “You would gain my X awesome skill that would help you Y with your mission.” “Here’s why I’m awesome and a great fit for making your company go better.”

2) At the end, ask for the interview. “I am available at PHONE NUMBER at your convenience. I look forward to speaking with you about this great opportunity soon.” Maybe even say you’ll be following up at a specific time and date. Ask for the job. People respond to that, and it’s a good way to fake confidence until you make it. Ask for the job.

Okay, three points. People reading cover letters get SO BORED going through them. Think about starting off with a story that relates to why you’re interested in the job, or that demonstrates a skill or a strong interest that would make you a good candidate. Be memorable — people remember stories, even (maybe especially) very little ones.

*hoards advice*

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thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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ticcytx:

dandyprince:

"Weirdos."

Happy Justicykes Day! ☼

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mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

4 hours ago |  via |  source | 14980

HAPPY JUSTICYKES DAY EVERYONE <3 

(too bad i’ve been so busy lately that I haven’t done anything for it ;w; i’m sorry my babies) 

shinyv:

it is april and it snowed yesterday and i am cold

also it is officially justicykes day yoooooo

Athena throws a grown-ass man at Apollo.

(Source: swashbucklinglawyers)

4 hours ago |  via |  source | 1187
#417 #otp

corseque:

I was so impressed by the coloring in this movie that I had to look up who was responsible. Oh man, the color keys by Aurelien Predal are making me give up the ghost. Just outrageously good.

rockpapergizzards:

NOW IM A JERK AND EVERYONE LOVES ME

6 hours ago |  via |  source | 6834

rockpapergizzards:

I USED TO BE A WIMP BEFORE ANCHOR ARMS

6 hours ago |  via |  source | 7147

nohetero:

this could be us but you playin

(Source: looo-ch)

1 day ago |  via |  source | 21217

wannabeanimator:

despicableplankton:

Portal is probably the last major video game release that didn’t star a white, 18-35 year old white dude with short hair, stubble and a scowl. That game came out six years ago.

I don’t understand how people can get mad and confused when you point out that there’s not enough creativity or diversity in video games. Granted, there was definitely room for growth in the 80’s and 90’s, but we’ve fallen way behind since then. We used to have space pilot furries and master thieves. Dragons, bandicoots, hedgehogs and plumbers. Women who were archaeologists and bounty hunters.

So why are we still marketing games exclusively to fraternity douchebags? There’s no excuse for having such narrow goals in 2013.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

For my followers entering the entertainment industry (games, movies, tv, etc) remember that you may get the chance to bring new ideas to the table. :)

Anonymous asked:
Blood moon watching with apollo and athena? There total space nerds.

ticcytx:

you’re right, those nerds.

(I’d liked to see that as well ;^;)

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#otp